when you see someone cute but they’re straight
my mom: I find it hard to believe that you really need that much money
Lets see 50 shades of gray together... Omg the guy playing christian is soo hot😍
America. Is land of choices, yes? Freedom to be me, freedom to be you. McDonald’s, Burger King on same block. You choose. One, both. Shit, maybe we go to Wendy’s instead.