ratsputin:

welcome to my sick twisted mind


My guinea pig is walking the dog

My guinea pig is walking the dog

nichijounetwork:

The President of the United States has just announced that nichijou will be the only aired show on TV until 2016

nichijounetwork:

The President of the United States has just announced that nichijou will be the only aired show on TV until 2016

me: tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk

realterezipyrope:

person: u should like more colours

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radioactivemongoose:

at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch and i kept sabotaging myself like “what if the last thing i think of before i die is john’s nut” like i wasn’t actually gonna die but these are the kinds of things you consider when you fall in a ditch. john’s nut

metalgearsucks:

vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
              formatted like this

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                I will fist myself.
     I just don’t care anymore, Mom.

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ithotyouknew:

I’m really weird about things meant to “humanize” sex workers like “yeah, she’s a stripper, but she’s also a med student with a 4.0 GPA so don’t judge her” like, okay, so, and there’s someone in that same club who dropped out of high school and is a teenage mom, does that mean she’s lesser?

ghostyon:

Utena fandom… grab your swords… Sailor Moon fandom… grab your transformy sticks… NGE fandom… grab your shattered relationship with your father