welcome to my sick twisted mind
The President of the United States has just announced that nichijou will be the only aired show on TV until 2016
person: u should like more colours
at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch and i kept sabotaging myself like “what if the last thing i think of before i die is john’s nut” like i wasn’t actually gonna die but these are the kinds of things you consider when you fall in a ditch. john’s nut
all text posts in october must be
formatted like this
I will fist myself.
I just don’t care anymore, Mom.
I’m really weird about things meant to “humanize” sex workers like “yeah, she’s a stripper, but she’s also a med student with a 4.0 GPA so don’t judge her” like, okay, so, and there’s someone in that same club who dropped out of high school and is a teenage mom, does that mean she’s lesser?
Utena fandom… grab your swords… Sailor Moon fandom… grab your transformy sticks… NGE fandom… grab your shattered relationship with your father